That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
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