U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
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