how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
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I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
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We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
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They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
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