im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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