idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I don't know how to tell my mom that I'm not sober enough to drive to the dentist...
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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