Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
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