I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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