If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
Can I color on your dick again?
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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