I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
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brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
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They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
I came so hard my ears popped.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
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