Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
I made a joke about The Hemingway being a really boring sex position where you blandly describe all the action and then kill yourself after you orgasm. He stopped responding. I've GOT to stop talking to everyone like they're you.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Randomize
