better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
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Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
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Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
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