She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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