You really coming over, don't trick.
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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