He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
What drink are we having for lunch?
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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