I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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