I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
The guy in front of me in line at Starbucks looks kinda like Danica Patrick except he has a huge boner.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
Randomize
