I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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