I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
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She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
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Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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