yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
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