Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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