Don't make out with my wife yet
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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