yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I spilled a beer on myself, so I went back to my place to change. The city marshall was at my door with a warrant. That beer cost me 760 bucks.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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