you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
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he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
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I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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