I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
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