Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
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No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
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Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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