She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
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