We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
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