Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
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