I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
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Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
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He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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