Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
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It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
The upside of Thirsty Thursdaying with the client last night was that he was so hungover that he didn't want to spend time wrangling over the contract extension this morning.
Boss just said I'm getting a bonus for this. Want to celebrate our anniversary a week early tonight?
This is why I married you.
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You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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