PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
Randomize