Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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