It's just like the Real World with babies
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
Randomize
