Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
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