remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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