did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
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Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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