no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
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you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
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if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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