Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
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