Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
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Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
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Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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