some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
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