50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
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She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
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Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
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