Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
Mom said you looked used
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
