On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
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She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
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i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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