I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
