Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
Seriously, I was a high class hooker. I was snorting shit Rachel, white powder, lines formed with credit cards, the dudes house was beautiful. Magnum condom. Adorable puppy dog. Pretty sure at some point I was sleeping on a washing machine. Boxing Gloves.
Those were the highlights of my night.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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