Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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