I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
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