i would punch a child for taco bell
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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