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Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
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