We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
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Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
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We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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