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I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
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