Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
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Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
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Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
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