I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
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You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
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Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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