that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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