In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
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