Need sex. Gaining weight.
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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